The Plot.
It’s World War One and two French soldiers have had enough of fighting and desert by hiding out in a convent where the nuns are more than welcoming.
The Cast.
Adeline Lange – Sister Eleonore
Claude Noire – Sister Beata
Mona Lisa – Novice Renata
Patricia Bentin – Inn Hostess
Sabine Fleischer – Novice Roberta
Yvette Larange – Abbess Karin von Kamp
Jean Pierre Armand – Roberto
Yves Baillat – Alfonso
Roberto Malone – Sonderauer
Valentino – Jacques
Alain L’Yle – Richard.
Production Value.
Very good. The costumes appear quite authentic and the camera work and quality of the recording are everything we have come to expect from European producers.
The Porn.
Mostly run of the mill guy-girl including threesomes. Some fisting but nothing too strong.
Being a priest has its advantages
Review.
So the French Army are doing what they do best – giving up. It’s no wonder these two French soldiers are leaving the front lines they are absolutely hopeless. They try hiding from two nuns that walk passed but either the nuns don’t care or their habits block their view because there is no way they should not have seen them crouching down beside the road. So they follow the nuns in to the convent and what do they see nuns doing – why playing netball (minus the net). The soldiers are welcomed in to the convent and have supper with the priest – who gives them the biggest bottle of wine ever – before they retire to bed allowing the priest to give some good old fashioned religious instructions to two fresh faced young nuns. Naturally of course this involves handjobs, blowjobs, lesbianism and a good old fashioned guilt infused Catholic rodgering.
The Lord is good
So we get our first scene and in that great French way it is pretty much perfect. The priest is pure sleaze – he is a priest in a porno after all – but the two girls are beautiful and very erotic in their performance. They never completely disrobe during the scene but show just enough to get the blood properly flowing. The whole scene is well directed with perfect timing on the editing so it flows nicely and keeps it interesting; nothing worse than watching five minutes of a close up of a dick just going in and out. It ends with a hotter-than-the-sulphuric-acid-of-hell scene where the two nuns hold their hands out while he gives them his holy donation in to their palms. A good start.
OK – so back to the story. One of the soldiers stumbles out of the convent royally waisted from that colossal bottle of wine he was given and proceeds to take a piss observed closely by a nun whose habit looks like she got her head stuck in a lampshade and then just cut half of it open – it’s huge. And here is where it gets very continental European. The nun enjoys watching the drunk wreck of a man taking a piss and feels the need to stroke his cock while he does. It seems the nun is mysteriously turned on by something already and the soldier realises she has been watching a white nun and a black nun engage in some fisting action in the next room – and boy is it up there. It’s like the black nun’s vagina is slowly consuming the white girl’s arm.
The two continue watching until inevitably the guy gets his dick out again and the nun now erotically overloaded goes to work on him with her mouth despite the fact she just watched him relieving himself. Again, very continental European. I have never been in to this and I don’t understand what the attraction is. Sure it may be a domination thing but I just find it nasty. Alas I am not here to judge what people like only what they watch. This second scene is a bit flat for me compared to the first one. The guy doesn’t seem nearly as in to it while the girl tries her best to make up for it. To top it off we then get to see the nun cleaning up the soldier’s piss!
It’s a nasty habit
The soldier returns to the room where he and his comrade are sleeping and falls back to sleep but it’s not long before the black nun who has just been fisted creeps in and decides to balance things out by going to work on the other soldier. We get a very erotic oral scene as he wakes up and can’t believe his luck before she climbs on top and rides him reverse cowgirl style. It’s a short scene and feels a little underwhelming despite a promising start.
The next day two Gendarmarie (police) show up looking for the soldiers and they are welcomed inside where they are of course made to feel very welcome in this case by the two young nuns from the beginning. The police begin what I can only describe as a very thorough strip search and the action begins although this time there is a bit more of a comedic tone to the scene. Tongues wag frequently over pretty much everywhere including the back door and again this is down to individual taste whether that’s something for you or not. The two nuns take it in turns but before they can finish they get called outside and another two nuns come in to finish the work. This scene goes on for a little longer than it needs to but is not bad.
The two younger nuns are still fired up and continue to pleasure each other. Really, these two girls (Sabine Fleischer & Mona Lisa) have been the stars of this movie. They are exceptionally hot and skilled in all of their scenes and I will be looking for more of their films in the future. The priest from the beginning then turns up for the final stretch of the movie and we get another run of the mill scene with the older nuns before the credits roll.
Conclusion.
This was a bit up and down for me. On the one hand some of the scenes were exceptional especially the Fleisher and Mona Lisa scenes but the rest of it was a bit flat and some of the performances were a bit weak. This was entertaining and does what it sets out to. If only it could hold the good consistency all the way through.
Rating. 3.5/5
It’s tough to pray with another tongue in your mouth
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