The Plot.
The mafia Godfather is gay and gets bumped off but the family must find a replacement soon. They discover he has an illegitimate child living in a monastery named “Tony” and so they arrange to meet him. Unfortunately, they have made one mistake – “Tony” is actually “Toni” – and she turns up in a nun’s habit!
The Cast.
Tracy Handfuss – Toni Carrione
John Paul Jones – Johnny Fagan
Diana Hardy – Bonny Carrione
Margot Devletian – Frankie Fountain
Robin Stone – Nino
Dimitri Roxoff – Lucy Brassi
William Margold – Dummy
Alan Sinclair – Michael Carrione
Roger Diamond – Conrad Gallo III
Angel Horn – Babe Piranha
Uschi Digard – Bertha from the Bronx
Becky Sharp – Becky from Brooklyn
Nancy Martin – Joy from Jersey
Kathy Hilton – Satin from Staten (as Kathie Hilton)
Gene Rowland – Vito
Production Value.
Very low. It has a very amateurish feel. Everything about it is off in some way with the editing being harsher than a gangland shooting at a retirement home. It just jumps from scene to scene leading to some humorous moments such as a girl’s clothes magically coming off as she gives a guy a massage and is standing in the same spot doing the same thing as she was when she had clothes on. There’s also a scene where a guy is playing a church organ but there’s no sound coming out from it until he is half way through the song. Also, at one point a character shouts to someone outside but the voice we hear answer him back is very obviously in the room with him.
The Porn.
Primarily male-female. Threesome and one forced scene.
Review.
In a nutshell, this is a cash-in on the success of Francis Ford Coppola’s legendary movie The Godfather released the same year as this. The Goddaughter walks a fine line between being a gangster themed sex comedy and being a straight up porn parody. All the usual gangster clichés are here such as promises being made on the day of the Godfather’s daughter’s wedding, the families on the verge of war, crooked cops and everyone all having the usual nicknames. Get used to the “offer he can’t refuse line” when watching this because in the first 12 minutes alone it is said three times.
In terms of the sex-story ratio the movie is mostly well balanced although some of the mafia scenes do drag on a bit. The stars obviously have little to no acting skill which is only exacerbated by the poor production value. That being said the cast is rather attractive with there being a nice mix of people. Also, the guy who plays the gay Godfather at the beginning is so outrageously over the top that you have to laugh and its a shame he gets killed so early in the movie.
As for the sex, well its nothing spectacular. It’s tame and unadventurous by most standards and doesn’t really flow well. You get two guys talking about how profits are down and then BAM you see two people screwing before we cut back. The whole movie goes on like that. Early in we see a couple screwing inside a coffin at a funeral home and at first I thought this was an homage to a scene in Sergio Leone’s violent gangster flick Once Upon A Time In America but when I checked the production date for that it was 12 years after this movie. Still, it’s a happy coincidence.
Where this movie stands out is how some of the death scenes are carried out – hey it’s a mob movie after all. The gay Godfather (there absolutely has to be a gay porno out there called the Gay Godfather) is killed by a woman who bursts out of his daughter’s wedding cake and guns him down. There’s an insane scene where a woman with large breasts smothers a man to death with them. In another scene a woman appears to hide a gun up her vagina and shoots a guy dead while another woman has a penchant for biting men’s dicks off!
It’s all played for laughs but the movie has its one-eighty when Toni gets gang raped by one of the other mafia Dons and his goons. After leaving her bruised and bloody they crucify her while leaving a dead guy hanging from the ceiling beside her – porn???
Conclusion.
This movie is all over the place. It’s just another cheap and nasty skin flick that was thrown together to make a quick buck.
Rating: 2/5