Soumises Et Violees (1995)

The Plot.
Four French women get ravished by four men and a woman.

The Cast.
Corinne – The Nun
Zoe – Girl in car
Beatrice Valle – Woman at home
Linda – Decorator’s boss
(As you can see this isn’t a complete cast list. It’s very hard to find any information on this one as it is a cheap ‘n nasty production)

Production Value.
Very low budget bordering on being extremely amateurish however that may not be a bad thing depending on your tastes (see review below)

The Porn.
It is simulated rape so it is primarily male-female with an air of sadomasochism.

He wants your boots, your clothes and your station-wagon

Review.
OK – it is a touchy subject to discuss but the rape porn genre has been alive for quite some time. We’ve already looked at perhaps the most extreme case, that being 1971’s Forced Entry which is probably the closest we will ever see to a real rape without actually witnessing one, but that is not the only one. Now if you are reading this chances are you are quite open minded about pornography (or you are planning to hack the site and shut it down – either way; hello and thanks for stopping by) but this genre is one that tends to divide a lot of people and for once there’s good reason.

Look, I am not going to argue for or against the morality of simulating what is a truly horrific experience for the many victims of rape out there. The fact of the matter is there are people out there who want to watch this sort of thing not because they are budding rapists themselves but because it is a fantasy that more often than not they indulge in with their partners who equally enjoy being dominated. And it is all done with consent. Again that’s not an argument for rape porn I am just saying it exists and explaining how it is often used. If you are still offended by the notion however I do suggest just leaving now and reading a different review because the more you read on the angrier you may get.

Now that’s all out of the way let’s get on with it.

I dropped my contact lens in between them

This is an anthology of stories each with a different setting but before we get in to the nitty-gritty of each we get four tedious minutes of opening credits. And in all that time how many credits do we get? Four! Just four! WHY DO SO MANY PORNOS DO THIS? OK it shows us what we can expect in the movie but why is so much time spent on it especially when this is just a 50 minute movie? If that wasn’t bad enough we get a police siren blaring over it which feels like a dentist drill in the side of the skull. Also, the credits keep blurring to red with an effect that looks like it came from Windows Movie Maker. It just looks like someone is trying to burn the reel of film in the projector as you watch it.

The first one has a woman who is jumped upon by a knife wielding maniac as she parks her car in a multi-storey car park. The camera spends another two minutes shaking about as it is carried by someone in the passenger seat before she parks up and things happen…This is not going well. So our “victim” gets out of the car showing a lot of leg and underwear – classy – before our impeccably looking maniac jumps her with a knife and forces her to start on him.

I will give the movie this; the fact that it has a very amateurish look to it is actually a bonus given the content since it has a real gritty feel to it like you are watching a tape that will one day be labelled “exhibit A” in a court of law. I am certain though that this was unintentional since the director was known for his shot-on-shit-deo style on all his movies.

So the girl submits to the maniac and the result is slow, dull, unexciting and goes on for way too long. Honestly there’s nothing you haven’t seen before in a pile of other pornos with more acceptable premises.

We then flash to a scene where a scummy decorator (I think – I don’t speak French but that’s what it looks like to me) is getting trash talked by his rich bitch of a client. So naturally he starts tugging on her clothes and

Nun for you

gives her a good slap across the face which of course encourages her to give him the best head of his life…Yawn. Compared to the first scene this one is over in no time and again is nothing special.

Next, a nun is on a train happily minding her own business when the passenger opposite her decides he is a bit frisky and throws himself at her. This scene was even quicker than the second but is probably the best one so far.

Finally we end up in an office where a businessman…I guess…and his beautiful assistant hold down a woman and have their way with her. I am not going to stretch this out any longer because you get it by now.

Conclusion.
This was pretty lousy. It’s one of a number of niche pornos that emerged during the late 80s and 90s where the only real idea of what it was like was by looking at the box it came in (no internet reviews back then). The porn producers knew this and tried to shock you with a description of the content that failed to live up to that expectation by which time they didn’t care as you had already given your money. Even if forced porn is your thing there’s little here for you. It’s not unwatchable like Teenage Madam was but it is pretty forgettable.

Rating. 2/5

When your sexually violent partner needs a helping hand

Maximum Perversum – Exzesse Mit Wein Weib Und Gesang (1997)

The Plot.
It’s World War One and two French soldiers have had enough of fighting and desert by hiding out in a convent where the nuns are more than welcoming.

The Cast.
Adeline Lange – Sister Eleonore
Claude Noire – Sister Beata
Mona Lisa – Novice Renata
Patricia Bentin – Inn Hostess
Sabine Fleischer – Novice Roberta
Yvette Larange – Abbess Karin von Kamp
Jean Pierre Armand – Roberto
Yves Baillat – Alfonso
Roberto Malone – Sonderauer
Valentino – Jacques
Alain L’Yle – Richard.

Production Value.
Very good. The costumes appear quite authentic and the camera work and quality of the recording are everything we have come to expect from European producers.

The Porn.
Mostly run of the mill guy-girl including threesomes. Some fisting but nothing too strong.

Being a priest has its advantages

Review.
So the French Army are doing what they do best – giving up. It’s no wonder these two French soldiers are leaving the front lines they are absolutely hopeless. They try hiding from two nuns that walk passed but either the nuns don’t care or their habits block their view because there is no way they should not have seen them crouching down beside the road. So they follow the nuns in to the convent and what do they see nuns doing – why playing netball (minus the net). The soldiers are welcomed in to the convent and have supper with the priest – who gives them the biggest bottle of wine ever – before they retire to bed allowing the priest to give some good old fashioned religious instructions to two fresh faced young nuns. Naturally of course this involves handjobs, blowjobs, lesbianism and a good old fashioned guilt infused Catholic rodgering.

The Lord is good

So we get our first scene and in that great French way it is pretty much perfect. The priest is pure sleaze – he is a priest in a porno after all – but the two girls are beautiful and very erotic in their performance. They never completely disrobe during the scene but show just enough to get the blood properly flowing. The whole scene is well directed with perfect timing on the editing so it flows nicely and keeps it interesting; nothing worse than watching five minutes of a close up of a dick just going in and out. It ends with a hotter-than-the-sulphuric-acid-of-hell scene where the two nuns hold their hands out while he gives them his holy donation in to their palms. A good start.

OK – so back to the story. One of the soldiers stumbles out of the convent royally waisted from that colossal bottle of wine he was given and proceeds to take a piss observed closely by a nun whose habit looks like she got her head stuck in a lampshade and then just cut half of it open – it’s huge. And here is where it gets very continental European. The nun enjoys watching the drunk wreck of a man taking a piss and feels the need to stroke his cock while he does. It seems the nun is mysteriously turned on by something already and the soldier realises she has been watching a white nun and a black nun engage in some fisting action in the next room – and boy is it up there. It’s like the black nun’s vagina is slowly consuming the white girl’s arm.

The two continue watching until inevitably the guy gets his dick out again and the nun now erotically overloaded goes to work on him with her mouth despite the fact she just watched him relieving himself. Again, very continental European. I have never been in to this and I don’t understand what the attraction is. Sure it may be a domination thing but I just find it nasty. Alas I am not here to judge what people like only what they watch. This second scene is a bit flat for me compared to the first one. The guy doesn’t seem nearly as in to it while the girl tries her best to make up for it. To top it off we then get to see the nun cleaning up the soldier’s piss!

It’s a nasty habit

The soldier returns to the room where he and his comrade are sleeping and falls back to sleep but it’s not long before the black nun who has just been fisted creeps in and decides to balance things out by going to work on the other soldier. We get a very erotic oral scene as he wakes up and can’t believe his luck before she climbs on top and rides him reverse cowgirl style. It’s a short scene and feels a little underwhelming despite a promising start.

The next day two Gendarmarie (police) show up looking for the soldiers and they are welcomed inside where they are of course made to feel very welcome in this case by the two young nuns from the beginning. The police begin what I can only describe as a very thorough strip search and the action begins although this time there is a bit more of a comedic tone to the scene. Tongues wag frequently over pretty much everywhere including the back door and again this is down to individual taste whether that’s something for you or not. The two nuns take it in turns but before they can finish they get called outside and another two nuns come in to finish the work. This scene goes on for a little longer than it needs to but is not bad.

The two younger nuns are still fired up and continue to pleasure each other. Really, these two girls (Sabine Fleischer & Mona Lisa) have been the stars of this movie. They are exceptionally hot and skilled in all of their scenes and I will be looking for more of their films in the future. The priest from the beginning then turns up for the final stretch of the movie and we get another run of the mill scene with the older nuns before the credits roll.

Conclusion.
This was a bit up and down for me. On the one hand some of the scenes were exceptional especially the Fleisher and Mona Lisa scenes but the rest of it was a bit flat and some of the performances were a bit weak. This was entertaining and does what it sets out to. If only it could hold the good consistency all the way through.

Rating. 3.5/5

It’s tough to pray with another tongue in your mouth